Everyone says Officer Riker is a stickler about upholding the law in Rockville. But I know he has a sweeter side. I saw it once when my sugar level hit rock bottom and he rescued me. Literally. I dream about him all the time now; the hot and dirty variety. But I can't get him to notice me. So tonight I'm going for a little swim near the 'No Skinny Dipping' sign ... in my birthday suit. He'll have to come in if he wants to cuff me.