Revenge is sweet...

I entered the annual Winterfest ice sculpture contest and made my ice statue of my mortal enemy, Jaxson, with all his anatomical parts, if you know what I mean. I have the prime spot too, right outside the swankiest bar in town. 

I love to hate her, but this time she's gone too far. And I'm now the laughing stock of the entire town. But how do I get my revenge on the one woman that melts my icy heart every time I see her?