I'm not a pervert, but when I caught a glimpse of my cute neighbor in the buff, I did not look away.

She's the quintessential 'good girl' with skirts that fall below her knees. Who knew what she was hiding beneath those dowdy clothes? I can't ignore the fact that her purse matches her luggage. Did I tell you I have a thing for red-heads? So when we met up by chance for a night on the town, I made my move.

Only now that I've had a taste, I want more. But she doesn't. Until her mom catches us together the morning after. Now I'm suddenly play acting as her boyfriend and bending over backward to make her mine.

So I ask you, who bushwacked who?